Beauty

What everybody says: Be yourself
What I say: Be yourself...Only, with a role model to follow.

It's unavoidable that you'll find someone better than you, and it's not so bad to be the person you want to be sometimes.

War

The reason why there's peace.... And vice versa.

Homework

Child labor. Don't you think this is illegal?

Puberty

Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red.

Everywhere.

Eve

Things would've been so much easier if you weren't so gullible.

Starbucks

All drinks, no food. Cheers!

Miracles

Magical things that were never punctual.

Shooting Stars

I've never seen one.

NUTELLA

You never did me wrong, Love.

I scream for Ice cream

I want ice cream. I want Ice cream.

Every time that ice cream bell rings, I frown. Why? I can't eat ice cream (nor can I lick it) because I'm sick and I've got a soar throat.

Yesterday, I passed by the ice cream stall. I saw the mouth-watering cookies and cream! I stared for a moment, listening to the two voices in my head. Eat it! No, don't! You want it! You don't need it! Watch where you're drooling girl! I wiped with my arm. Hello?! You've got five minutes left till the bell rings! Buy it before you regret it! You won't regret not buying it! You will! You won't!..... RIIIIIING!!!!

I walked to the classroom, swallowing the last crumb of the cone.

Berries and Cherries

I never liked you.

Taxi Cabs

I wonder why they were never yellow here. That way, you'd easily spot them out of all the white cars there in the wild wild jungle.

But... How could you spot it out of all the yellow cars? Well, anyway, I don't drive.

MATH

Dear Math,

It's time for you to grow up and solve your own problems.

Love,
Sue

Coco Chanel

Thank you for wearing pants.

Michael Jackson

To the most beautiful manikin I've ever seen.

Too Young To Be A Shopaholic

The sky's perfect for shopping. Perfect for a picnic. Perfect for a day at the pool. Blue. Cloudy. Perfect.

But I'm here, stuck in bed. I'm so sick of being tired and sick of being sick! The best time to be sick is during the typhoon, because either way you'd still be on your beloved bed. Right now, I'm not wanting this bed.

I'm wanting the Manikins, the flowing scarves, the leather shoes, the jaw-breaking dresses, the colorful walls, the cement floor, the attacked-by-makeup saleswomen, the bored clerks, and the female guard at the entrance who touches your butt. I'm sorry; am I too young to be a shopaholic?

Saffron

Saffron is a color that is a tone of golden yellow resembling the color of the tip of the saffron crocus thread, from which the spice saffron is derived.

The Baby Virus

Someone just sent me a virus. I opened it. I aborted it... I feel like I killed a baby virus. Ouch.

SAD-er-DAY

Today’s a Saturday. Today’s a Saturday. Today’s a Saturday.

We had classes on a Saturday. Can you believe it? A SATURDAY. That’s, well... That’s just so wrong.